Anonymous
“How many quarts are in a gallon?”
Writing Center Employee
“Four”
Anonymous
“No.. Really?”
Writing Center Employee
“Yeah, think, a quart like a quarter...”
Anonymous
“I don’t get it...Sorry...”
...Wow
Drunk girl (walking in randomly)
“Hey have you seen (unintelligible blurb)”
Sober people (sitting innocently)
“Nope, sorry”
Drunk Girl
“Oh. I see how it is. you’re those bitches from ill-a-noise...”
Sober People (who are not , in fact, from Illinois)
“do you need help getting to your room?
Drunk Girl
“NO! You’re just gonna take me to Ill-a-noise...”
...Ummm...
Friend 1
“I’m gonna go ape-shit with these coloring pages”
Friend 2
“I’m gonna go more ape-shit with my coloring pages!!”
Student Activities Committee member
“(walks by silently)”
Professor
“It’s better to give offense than to take offense”
“How many quarts are in a gallon?”
Writing Center Employee
“Four”
Anonymous
“No.. Really?”
Writing Center Employee
“Yeah, think, a quart like a quarter...”
Anonymous
“I don’t get it...Sorry...”
...Wow
* * *
in a floor lounge, Saturday Night (technically Sunday morning) at 2 AM...Drunk girl (walking in randomly)
“Hey have you seen (unintelligible blurb)”
Sober people (sitting innocently)
“Nope, sorry”
Drunk Girl
“Oh. I see how it is. you’re those bitches from ill-a-noise...”
Sober People (who are not , in fact, from Illinois)
“do you need help getting to your room?
Drunk Girl
“NO! You’re just gonna take me to Ill-a-noise...”
...Ummm...
***
At the “Be like a kid again night” (run by Student Activities Committee), Friday night at 11:30 PMFriend 1
“I’m gonna go ape-shit with these coloring pages”
Friend 2
“I’m gonna go more ape-shit with my coloring pages!!”
Student Activities Committee member
“(walks by silently)”
***
In classProfessor
“It’s better to give offense than to take offense”
Truth!
- The ears of Coe Writing Center
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